I think you'll be surprised:
Guessed yet?
!!!
I am not joking! The distribution boxes around my area are being painted, and now there are a few that really look quite lovely. Here's the one which is just at the end of my street:
This one is painted with native birds of New Zealand. I hope Maalie will enjoy naming them all for you as a reminder of what he's missing out on by insisting on living in a lesser country. ;-)
This next box is down near the local shopping park.
And the third box I visited is not yet finished, and I'm not sure when it will be as it has been in this state for quite some time!
And just to satisfy your curiosity, here's a zoom-out of the original image:
